BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. I will have Connie Rice to deal with the chickens. VLAMIR PUTIN: We want all the chickens in Georgia. And George W. Bush is not going to get any of those chickens! I won't even let you have the chicken shit.
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. OM Shanti Shanti Shanti....
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra #$& .......... reboot.
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
JOHN MCCAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. I will have Connie Rice to deal with the chickens. VLAMIR PUTIN: We want all the chickens in Georgia. And George W. Bush is not going to get any of those chickens! I won't even let you have the chicken shit.
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. OM Shanti Shanti Shanti....
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra #$& .......... reboot.
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
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