Get in line

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession - a funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.

Behind him was a queue of 100 men walking in a single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"


The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."


He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."


An awkward moment of silence passes between the two men.


Then the first one asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue."

Scripture Verse

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:

''Stop! Acts 2:38!'' (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
''Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.''

"Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an axe and two 38s!''