The madam opened the brothel door in Hurley, Wisconsin and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?'! She asked.
'I'd like to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, I must warn you Valerie is our most expensive lady. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I insist I want to see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without batting an eye, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. And there were no discounts. The price was still $5000. Again, the man whipped out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he'd come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Who are you and where are you from?' she asked.
The man replied, ' St Paul Minnesota'.
'Really', she said. 'I have family in St Paul.
'I know,' the man said.'Your aunt Martha died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.
'The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
'May I help you sir?'! She asked.
'I'd like to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, I must warn you Valerie is our most expensive lady. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I insist I want to see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without batting an eye, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. And there were no discounts. The price was still $5000. Again, the man whipped out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he'd come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Who are you and where are you from?' she asked.
The man replied, ' St Paul Minnesota'.
'Really', she said. 'I have family in St Paul.
'I know,' the man said.'Your aunt Martha died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.
'The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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